~Naruto Fanfic~ What is wrong with these freaks from Hell *cough* I mean Konoha

People say alcohol is relieving but the people who drink it aren't

******Here's chapter 8(I checked this time). And I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. side pic is Akemi again. Just to inform you guys. The pics aren't all the same but close enough you get the idea: tilted eyes, straight black hair w/bangs, slender(just look at character info). Wow I'm moving so fast, I never knew writing my own story could be so satisfying. Hope you like this chapter also*****

Akemi's POV

"Sasuke, point B."

"Sakura reporting at point C."

"Akemi being forcibly taken against her will at point D." Pirate took off his head-set thingy for a second turning to me.

"Akemi, be quiet." He is still super pissed about the book. "Maybe if you didn't run off at every chance you get, you wouldn't have to be baby sat by me."

"HA! You finally admit it! No one's 'supervising' me, you 're all just babysitting so I can't leave." He ignored me putting back on his head set.

"Naruto, where are you? Naruto?"

"Naruto, I'm at point A, believe it!"

"What are your distances from the target?" Every one replied the same distance, 5 meters. "Alright, .... now!" We all jumped out from our spots, more like Pirate dragged me out. Naruto got to it first, just in case you haven't figured out, it's a cat. Yes, a cat. We're finding a missing cat. Our job is the cat.

I heard Naruto scream so I turned my head to see the cat clawing Naruto's face off while Sasuke was calmly confirming it's our target. Sakura was just ogling Sasuke. ~At least I know what she wants for Christmas~ Not that I'ld be around by then but kidnapping and stuffing someone in a sack isn't as hard as you'ld think. If it's anything, besides illegal, it's a good work out.

"Naruto, stop your freaking the cat out." I pulled the cat away from him. At first it was struggling but calmed down after a while of me petting it.

"FREAKING HIM OUT!? HE"S THE DUMB ONE THAT SCRATCHED MY FACE!"

"Well you grabbed it upside down. What would you do first thing if you got captured by a stranger upside down at that?" He thought about it for a second.

"I guess I would fight back too." He admitted begrudgingly. We walked back to Gramp's office to give Tora back to his owner. As soon as I saw Tora's owner, I was questioning why he didn't run away sooner. I certainly would have.

"It's no wonder it ran away." Sakura commented.

"That is animal abuse in such a bizarre way that it should be considered a new form of torture." I said.

"HA HA! THAT DUMB CAT GOT WHAT HE DESERVED." Naruto laughed triumphantly.

"I don't care what you think Naruto but I'm saving that cat." It's just too cruel not to.

"How?" Sakura asked. I smiled ruefully.

"I have my ways." Sasuke looked like he was going to actually join in on our whisper-conversation but before he could Gramps started talking about our next couple of jobs. Naruto flipped and started ranting about how we should get better jobs than catching cats.

"Silence!" Gramps yelled. Pirate apologized. They talked some more. I wasn't really paying attention to them today. I wanted to get to a tree and nap. Finally Gramps relented and gave us a C ranked mission. Apparently we are going to be guarding someone. A really overwhelming smell of alcohol reached my nose suddenly. ~Ew, we're watching a drunk. I only know one guy who smells this drunk half the time.~ And lo and behold, there entered Tazuna. He's drunk, anyone could see since he was walking tilted slightly.