Shizaya one-shots

Life of Two Butlers (Part 2)

Izaya's POV

It's been three months since I became a head butler and I have to say my respect for Shizu-chan is lower than before.

I swear he tries to get in my way and starts angrily throwing things at me. The problem is, is that what he's throwing at me are objects that shouldn't be picked up with bare hands.

I'm talking about 300-400 pound statues.

Seriously I don't get it...

How is he so strong?

Also I've seen this going on...

The guy is really close to the masters daughter.

I see them together every single day in the garden progressively getting closer to each other. I swear if that's how he got to become a head butler that's unfair.

I've worked too hard to get demoted because of a stupid protozoan.

As I go to my room after a long day I'm stopped by Shizu-chan. I turn to him and ask, "What do you want?"

"I need to ask you something."

"Okay what is it?" I ask while crossing my arms.

"What do others think of me?"

"Why are you asking that? I don't want to tell you." He stares into my eyes with a begging expression so I sigh and say, "Fine. I've mostly have heard that... you are very attractive and one of the best workers at this mansion."

That was hurtful for me to say all of that.

"Then what do you think of me?"

"Huh?"

"You know my personality, looks, and all that." He says timidly, which is really rare for him.

"Why are you asking this all of a sudden? Wait... are you drunk again?"

"What? No, I just want to know what you think of me."

"Okay... I obviously hate you."

"Why?"

"Why? Well... you- I don't have to answer that!"

"You also don't have to yell."

"Well I have a reason."

"Really? And what is it?"

I'm about to say my reasoning but then remember what happened three months prior. He obviously still doesn't remember what he said or did to me. So I change what I'm going to say and tell him, "How you treat me. From day one of my huge promotion you threatened me."

"Really? I don't remember that." He says in a somewhat sarcastic tone.

"Well then Shizu-chan what do you think about me?"

"You?"

"Yeah since you asked what I think of you."

"Well first off stop calling me that nickname, second you're annoying and your smell makes me angry."

"What do you mean my smell makes you angry?!"

"Exactly what I said. You smell disgusting!"

"I don't smell disgusting you stupid protozoan!"

"Protozoan! Seriously?! You damn flea! Do you want to fight?!"

"Oh, so I'm a flea?! Your insult sucks! This is why you're stupid Shizu-chan!"

"Don't call me that!"

We continue to angrily yell at each other until I get him so angry he attempts to punch me. I dodge the quickest I can but Shizu-chan pushes me into the wall to the left of me.

"And now I want to ask," Shizu-chan says quietly coming closer, "what happened when I was drunk?"

"I don't need to answer that especially." I say and look away.

"And why not?" He asks obviously annoyed.

"Because I don't what to answer a stupid protozoan that can't hold his liquor."

"It's not my fault that I got drunk."

"Oh really? Then who's fault is it?"

He's silent for a few seconds then says, "The masters daughter demanded me to drink till she was satisfied."

"Why would she do that, are you lying?"

"No it's the truth."

"Yeah... right." I say to him, but I can think of why she did it...

Probably to get him to confess to loving her drunk. Wonder if it worked?

Wait... maybe not. I mean Shizu-chan said I was... no! No! No! I'm not going to think like that I mean it's not weird that another guy says they think you're beautiful and then start kissing.... No! I'm not thinking about that!

I start to feel my cheeks warm up thinking about it then Shizu-chan gets my attention by asking, "Izaya, are you into men?"

"W-wha-what?! N-no, no I'm not!

"You know I'm smarter than what you think." He says then backs away from me and continues saying, "I'll see you tomorrow."

I watch him go to his room and I'm just confused. What does he mean?

Shizuo's POV

I get into my room and once I close the door I sigh and shuffle to my bed.

Well at least I confirmed that Izaya thinks I don't remember what I did when I was 'drunk'. I know it's mean but I only acted that way so I could get away from Miss Varona and I just wanted to find a way to tell Izaya I liked him. So why not use the smell of alcohol? It worked.

The flea really is cute.

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