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After i stop not giving pity i buy a new tv with his money. then i put it in a blender to make a strawberry smoothie. it the best smoothie ever. i drink it right in front of him. he cries for every second.

"Y u do dis 2 muy, i thot u were muy home dawg bro." he says between sobs.

"No i will enjoy every drop until."

"Wat h8er."

"You will cry."

"Naww homiedawg, c'mon!" after drinking it all i break the glass with his glasses.

"Wait!" he says "TURN UP!" After he says that i just leave. i done care about turnips.

"You mad? OR NAWW?" he screams sticking his nose in the blender.

"naw." I say leaving the room where his whole face is in the blender.

School is so boring even though its July i broke into the school just to want to die. when i need to sleep i just brake into the school. because i can.

I use my

Buttwings

To

Fly

To

Mexico

And

Back

Because i can.

I drink

My

Brother

In

Smoothie

Form

Because i can.

I ripped

My

Foot

I

Dont

Have

Off

Because i can.

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