Today is spirit day at school! Ok so we are dressed up as different people. i'm dressed up as a slut, my friends dressed up as a prostitute, the rest are blenders.
One of my friends for money stolen out of his bag today. he was very mad. He was basically crying in class because he wanted to buy some Girl Scout cookies. He turned to me with me most hatred look ever.
"Don't come to school tomorrow. I will shoot everyone i'm so mad." I give him a thumbs up.
"Go ahead I hate everyone in here cause i'm a casual cliché teenager in high school." I say. he nods and jumps on a desk. he then, after the teacher notices, screams and puts everyones dick in the blender and then does some weird Unfriended stuff from the trailer.
I get home that day and set the house on fire cause it's not Friday. I have so much homework.
My brother walks up to me and grins.
"Yo cheeky m8, I no u h8 scool butt u gut 2 stop the h8ing fast or I wll beet u playr."
I wipe away a tear.
"That was a great speech brother."
"Thxs bruh, I werk hrd on tht reel hrd." he says and winks then decomposes.
