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HOW TO BUY THE PERFECT BIRTHDAY GIFT
step one: go to the persons favorite store.
Step two: based one their personality- buy a gift.
Step three: wrap it up and present them to them.
Step four: watch as the persons face goes from happy to fake happy when they see your gift.
Step five: drink bleach
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