I signed up for a babysitting thing for school yay! I'm the best babysitter! We all wait around for the kids to show up. all of a sudden 1594160 kids rush thru the door and into the South Gym. all the leaders get lost in the mess except me since I have buttwings.
Some of the kids start sacrificing each other for a bigger gym and other throw the smaller kids around like basketballs.
I have to think fast. what would a responsible leader do? I bring in blenders so the sacrifices go quicker and I join in on the kid basketball.
The amount of kids gets smaller as time goes by. I play a movie so the remaining kids can calm down. one starts chewing on the screen and the others try to keep the projector in their pockets.
I play Shrek and all the kids stand up at the same time and start singing the song hey now, you're a rockstar. They all walk out of the gym, some float out. I try to chase them but they're all gone.
They are with Shrek now.
Shrek is pleased.
