So i went to another carpet store today. I looked at round carpet, green carpet, broccoli carpet, blender.
I exited the store and flu to the roof. i lit a match and set the store on fire.
Yes.
I fly home.
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So i went to another carpet store today. I looked at round carpet, green carpet, broccoli carpet, blender.
I exited the store and flu to the roof. i lit a match and set the store on fire.
Yes.
I fly home.