~ok so idk what i am doing with this book i am so sorry for this book~
~ i dont know where i left off each time i update so im surprised i get votes.~
~ ik my updates are short but i update a lot so suck it up :)~
Its almost summer!! I cant wait i can fly to places with my butt wings instead of taking planes!
It was a blessing that i got butt wings.
A wonderful blessing.
I have to go to church right now so i tape legs to my brother and leaves.
"Im leaving!" i yell to anyone who is listening.
"Ok!" nobody yells back.
Church is fun when you can swim thru the broccoli!
I eat hamburger later that day but then my skin turns colors. i wonder what has happened? so i go and eat 63938x my weight in more hamburgers. which means i eat -9 more hamburgers. i love math so much!
"Heyy m8, y r u w8ing 4 da busss?" my brother asks me.
"Becuase i am going to the moon."
"That fufu lame shit, i ain't with it. i send some shots to your fitted. gratata. Swag bitch." he says melting down to a puddle on the cement.
Cool.