(Is this really an update? It's been a while but I was busy on tumblr cause i'm super famous! Kinda short cause I have homework)
As I walk down the isle I spot it.
My soul.
My love.
It's
Potato chips.
I grab the whole isle of the chips with my many rolls of fat and fly up thru the ceiling into the sky like a squirrel that was bathed in meth and feathers.
I fly home and eat all of the chips on the telephone earball. my mom throws a pan at me and tells me to clean the hamsters nose.
My sister puts blueberries in her nose and her cat pops her cherry.
I go to my friends house and she interviews me questions about nebulas which make me want to execute myself.
