I get to baby sit! i wasnt told how many kids but hey at least I get money. (breaks out in a rap song)
I arrive and a giant baby twice my size knocks over the door.
"Welcome to my house, filthy human." he says grabbing me by the bottom of my foot and throwing me into the house.
I love it here already!
I go upstairs to find 39821 tiny children running around on the ceiling.
I set my stuff down and tons of them run and grab my bag and burry it in the carpet.
A dog comes up and eats about five children. as i try to stop him, he rips my buttwings off.
But good thing i'm part star fish and can grow some back!
I fly to the ceiling and the other small children teleport to the top. the dog grabs my invisible leg an pull me down.
I end up inside the dogs stomach.
I don't wanna be butt-birthed so i teleport out.
I get paid $289( for staying -636 minutes.
