Just because people sent me stuff about the Shrek and Shibe Doge stuff at the end of my last chapter i made this with love!
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-I pray to Shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life ive been given
-Shrek is love i'd say,
-Shrek is life.
-my dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
- i know he's kidding.
- but he's just jealous about my devotion for Shrek.
- i lay alone in a cold room.
- i feel the warmth moving towards me.
- something touches my foot.
- its Shrek.
- im so happy
- he whispers in my ear
- "this is my swamp"
- my dad walks in
- Shrek looks him in the eyes and says.
- "its all ogre now."
- Shrek leaves thru my window
- Shrek is love
- Shrek is life
- its not ogre.
- its never ogre.
- it almost the end of school.
- i thank my teacher for the Shrektastic year i have had.
- he says "it was fun being with you."
- i turn around and as i suspected.
- its Prince Charming.
- just as i thought the last layer was tearing from my soul, Shrek bursts thru the ceiling.
- then he rips off my teachers dick and strangles him with it.
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- previously on Breaking Bad, Doge is kill.
- but Doge is not kill. He tricked death.
- "wow such heaven." doge says.
- "heaven has a big problem." snoop dog says. " the magic bong of heaven had been stolen!"
- wow such pressure. where it at?" doge asks.
- "you need to go to Japan and get it back for us."
- "ok such amaze."
- "but first i will give you my magic bong. smoke out of it when you need help. it will give you magic powers."
- "such thanks"
- "good luck."
~reaches japan.~
-"are you the keeper of the stolen bong of heaven?" Shibe asks a man.
- the mans face turns into a triangle.
-"yes i am. i am the illuminati leader. you will never get it back." he says.
- "wow, such confuse." shibe says then remembers the magic bong.
- he smokes out of it for a quick second and it in a magical world.
~ after magic~
- snoop dog wakes Shibe up.
- "what happened?" Shibe asks.
- you got it back! We are eternally grateful."
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Ok i just got all of this off youtube so its not my work.. but i wish i could have come up with this.
