When we get back home i sit on the couch.
"This is my couch!" i sister yells
"What? this isn't your couch!" i yell back. she goes behind the couch and flips it over sending me falling to my death two feet off the floor.
"What?!?!" I yell. she rolls her eyes and saws the couch in half.
"Why???!?!?!?!" i yell again. Then she sets it on fire.
"What the hell????" she asks.
"What did i do?"
"You set the couch on fire!"
"WHAT NO!"
"WHAT YES!" my parents run down the stairs about 20 hours after the fire alarm goes off.
"What are you guys arguing about this time?" my mom says.
"Nothin much."
"Oh thats fine i'll see you later" she says and walks off with my dad.
"Well you just gonna let the house burn down?" i ask.
"Sure thing."
After the house burnt down they whole family is outside.
"Wheres your sister?" my mom asks.
"I dont know."
"I think shes still in the house."
"Ha ha sucks to suck''
Were living at an apartment now and where all fine. except for my sister. who got burned into ash. i see something on the news saying that the sun will explode soon. and set the entire earth on fire. jokes on people who didnt want to be cremated. well that will be the day i give up on humanity.
