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HOW TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL:

Scenario 1

Step one: go to the store and buy bleach and knifes.

Step two:

-you have two options here:

~ kill yourself when you walk into the school with either one.

~ kill the people that make you mad with the knifes and use the bleach to clean up the blood.

Scenario 2

Step one: jump off the buss once you reach school property.

Step two:

- you have two options here:

~ jump in front of the nearest car.

~ fling yourself down the nearest sewer

Scenario 3

Step one: go to bath and body works.

Step two: buy a mini hand gel and case to put on your backpack with the flavor "stress relief".

Step three: clip it onto your bag.

Step four:if you get stressed at school (which will be right when you walk in) take out the hand gel and smell it.

Step five: smelling it will only last for about -00936 seconds so you have two options here:

-drink the hand gel in hope that you will die

- fling your self down the stairs.

I hope this small how to chapter if you have anything you want me to make a how to chapter about comment here :)

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