Impractical Jokers || Preferences/Imagines

Song Preference

Song: Work by Fifth Harmony

Reason: Because it has been stuck in my head.

Sal: "And I don't need no explanation. 'Cause baby, you're the boss at home"

Sal was never a very demanding person at home. Unless it was about keeping the house clean. And your not talking about a normal person status of clean, your talking about Danny Tanner status clean. Sal was a germaphobe and you understood that, but from time to time it gets pretty annoying. So you enjoy having your fun with him everyonce in a while. Whether it was leaving your clothes on the floor or 'forgetting' to wash a dish or two. This time you left a couple of shirts on the bedroom floor. They were just laying there until Sal got home. Once he stepped foot in your bedroom he nearly lost it. As he was calling you from the top of the stairs you couldn't help but smirk. Your plan had worked. Walking up the stairs you faced one annoyed looking Sal. "Why didn't you pick up your clothes?" He asked, pointing to the two pieces of red and blue fabric that layed on the floor. "Oh what's the problem with leaving a few shirts on the floor?" you say, knowing that he was gonna get more annoyed by the actions that you were taking. As you go to reach for your scattered clothes Sal grabs your wrists and turns you around, pushing you up against the wall. "(Y/N), you have been a very naughty girl." Sal started, kissing your neck. Your breathing began to quicken as he slid his hand up your thigh. "And you know what (Y/N)?" Sal asked, looking me in the eye. "What?" I whispered. "You need to learn whose the boss here at home."

Joe: "I'll make it feel like a vacay, turn the bed into an ocean"

Joe was always stressed when he would come home. You felt kinda bad and thought that maybe he needed some sort of vacation. Now since the guys were going on tour in a couple of days you couldn't actually take a vacation so you had to be creative. When Joe left for work the next day you waited until he was out of sight before hoping into your car and driving to the nearest Target. You bought a couple of flower leis, a coconut bra, a grass skirt, two blow up palm trees, and some scented candles. Once you got home you rushed to the bedroom to set up your 'getaway'. When Joe walked through the door of your shared home he called out for you. As he walked up the stairs he couldn't help but hear the soothing sound of the ocean that you played on the speakers of your radio and smell the sweet mango scented candles. But his favorite part was when he opened the door, see you just standing there. In your new hula girl outfit, smiling at the man before you. Walking over to him as his eyes never left your exposed stomach, you planted a light feathery kiss upon his lips and whispered, "I think you need to relive all of that stress somehow." Joe chucked as his blue eyes showed a hint of lust in them, "Got any ideas?" Again you pressed your lips to his, this time the kiss lasting a bit longer before pulling away again, "Just one."

Brian: "Put in them hours, I'mma make it harder. I'm sending pic after picture, I'mma get you fired"

You were home alone. Brian was off filming a new episode with the guys. You got bored. But it's times like these, when a great idea to get Brian to come home faster pops into your mind. You bought a new underwear set and had yet to show Brian, or at least until now. After putting on the light pink lacy number you began texting your boyfriend.

You: Baby, I miss u

About five minutes later you got a response.

Brian: Don't worry. I'll be home soon.

You: But that's not quick enough. I need you home.

Brian: What could be so important that you need me home so badly?

Instead of answering him with another message you sent him a picture. A picture of you in bed, wearing nothing but your new underwear. His response was quicker than you had expected.

Brian: New underwear?

You: Yep ;)

Brian: Your so gonna get me fired.

You: Well I'll do whatever it takes to get you home faster.

Brian: By the time I'm done with you all that's left of your new underwear are going to be ripped pieces of fabric.

You: Get. Home. Now.

It was about almost five o'clock when you heard a car door slam shut. Followed by the front door opening and listing to Brian's sweet voice as he called out your name, "(Y/N)." You couldn't help but smile, "Upstairs." Once Brian found you lying in bed he couldn't help but lick his lips like a hungry wolf. "Your gonna get punished for sending me those pictures (Y/N)."

James: "We don't need nobody, I just need your body. Nothin' but sheets in between us, ain't no getting off early"

You woke up to the lovely sound of James's alarm clock. You groaned in frustration. Why? Because one, it interrupted your sleep cycle and two, you didn't want James to leave for work. You wanted to spend the day in bed with him. Being lazy and doing other sorts of bedroom activities. As he rolled over to face you, tired eyes fluttered open. A small smile began to form across his face as he stared at you. "Morning." He said, letting a yawn escape from his mouth as he shut off the alarm. "Morning." You replied, eyes still slightly shut as you wrapped a lazy arm over his waist. Nuzzling into his neck you started pressing gentle kisses up his jawline. "Do you have to go in today?" You ask shyly as you continue, until finally pressing the last kiss on his lips. "You know I do." James chuckled. "Why don't you just call in sick?" As your fingers played with the hem of his boxer shorts the joker couldn't help but smirk. "I can't do that (Y/N)." You got up from your place on the bed and straddled his lap, "Please. I'll make it worth your while." You try once more, kissing him square on the mouth. "Okay, maybe just this once."