Sal
Sal: Hey what do you want for dinner?
You: Tom Hiddleson!!!!😍
Sal: What? Babe I'm not into cannibalism!
You: Oh sorry. That was suppose to go to (Y/B/F/N). She asked me who my favorite celebrity was.
Sal: And your answer was Tom Hiddleson?
You: Yeah.
Sal: What about me?
You: Your a close second. :)
Joe
Joe: I love you.💘
You: What did your do?
Joe: Why do you assume I did something?
You: Because I know you Joe and as sweet as you are you never randomly text me your affection. So what did you do?
Joe: Nothin'
You: So you just texted me to tell me that you love me?
Joe: Yeah, I can be romantic. 😘💕
You: Aww, I love you too! 💋💝
Joe: And I may have broken your sunglasses, but you love me so it's not a big deal.
You: JOE!
Brian
You: Hey babe...
Brian: What's up?
You: So you know how I'm watching my nieces today right?
Brian: Yeah?
You: Well they may or may not have gotten into my nail polish and painted Benjamin's nails. 💅🐈🐱
Brian: What!!
You: But at least its blue nail polish.
Brian: I guess so. As long as its not the sparkly kind.
You: .....
Brian: (Y/N)!!!
You: I love you
James
James: If you were a booger I'd pick you first.💗💖
You: Why would I be inside your nose? 👃
James: What are you talking about?
You: Well if I was a booger then technically I'd be inside your nose. And that's just nasty.
James: Can't you just take the complement?
You: Not if your calling me a booger.
A/N: THANKS FOR READING GUYS!! Those of you who had a request they will be uploaded shortly. I just had these preferences in mind and wanted to finish them.
-XXX Cynthia
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Impractical Jokers || Preferences/Imagines
Fanfiction°COMPLETED° Like the show Impractical Jokers? Ever wondered what it would be like to date them? Well now is your chance! This book includes... °Sal Vulcano °James Murray °Joe Gatto °Brian Quinn These imagines & preferences are just kinda random and...
