Stuck Like Glue (Derek Hale Fanfiction Book #2)

Teen Wolf 3x12 Rant

*****SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT: IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN 3X12 DO NOT READ!!*****

HOLY SHITBALLS WHAT THE WHAT? !?! This show...my god...I swear it will be the death of me. For starters, I actually flailed on my couch when we saw Dylan in a soaking wet shirt with his hair slicked back :o Petition for Dylan to always be soaking wet? WHERE DO I SIGN?!!? Damn he's so hot I just can't. But anyway - YAY EVERYBODY MADE IT BACK! Although it was pretty obvious they wouldn't die - you can't very well kill of one of your main characters! I'm relieved they all survived nonetheless. The next scene really made me gag it was so cute: Cora taking care of Derek. OHMYGOD. I just love how they both care so much about each other and save each other and just I love Derek even more for sacrificing his Alpha powers to save his sister's life. I LOVE YOU DEREK HALE <3 <3 <3

Now I'd love it if you guys could clear something up for me..was it Aiden or Ethan in the beginning who came to warn Lydia and Derek? Because when Ethan/Aiden first showed up at the clinic (I died when Stiles acted all jealous btw) I was like oh, of course, it must be Aiden. But then he was acting all Good Guy, which is so Ethan, so I'm confused. But OMG the sheriff and Melissa are just the cutest. I really want them to happen!! And haha the Sheriff truly is Stiles's father with his sense of humor in terrifying situations :P And OMG when Peter insulted Kali and called her an alpha with a psychotic foot fetish I DIED!! Like actual tears were rolling down my cheeks from laughing. And then when Lydia confronted her and told her she needed a pedicure? IT WAS LIKE ALL OF MY PRAYERS HAD BEEN ANSWERED!! I could not have asked for better Kali-bashing if I'd tried. AND NOW THE BITCH IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets all be honest - that was the BEST part of this episode!!! THANK THE LORD!!! THE BAREFOOT BITCH OF BEACON HILLS IS DEAD!!! 

Who else has determined that Scott's dad is a collasal asshole after this episode? When he was holding Scott, Allison and Isaac in Chris's office I was like THEY DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT DAD!!! God. But Allison kicked complete ass by smoke-grenading him. Although considering he's an FBI Agent, isnt that a felony or something? Lol :D 

But okay the epic fight scene between the Alphas and Jennifer. One thing I'd like to say is that we know for sure that Jennifer and Kali are from the same pack - you know why? BECAUSE NEITHER ONE OF THEM KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING USE DOORS PROPERLY!!! It's like DAMN. And in the fight, I kept noticing that for Alphas, Kali Ethan and Aiden sure did miss a lot. All they did was swing at Jennifer and she blocked them. BUT THEN THEY STRIPPED AND I ACTUALLY HAVENT FANGIRLED THAT HARD SINCE THE FIRST DETHAN MOMENT!!!! THEY ARE JUST TOO HOT TO HANDLE!! When Ethan/Aiden ripped his shirt off, I was basically in heaven, imagining myself ripping his shirt off ;) But then OMG THE WORST THING ACTUALY HAPPENED!!! When that fucking shit-faced bitch-hole snapped Ethan and Aidens necks I LITERALLY JUMPED UP OFF MY LAZY ASS AND SCREAMED MY HEAD OFF!!! THEN I PROCEEDED TO BURST INTO TEARS, SHOUT "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO" OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND FALL TO MY KNEES SO I COULD CONVULSE ON THE GROUND LIKE A TASERED OLD PERSON!!!! It truly was pathetic. BUT THAT LITTLE FUCK MOTHERFUCKER KILLED THE TWINS AND THEY ARE MY BABIES AND I JUST COULD NOT. I actually cried for ten minutes before we realized they were alive. Best. Moment. Of. My. Life. (Well second actually - the first was when we found out Derek was alive) It truly is proof that there is a God. Because God loves all his children. Especially the hot ones. Who are twins. (*It might be entertaining to note that i'm an athiest) :D 

AND THE SECOND FAUX-DEATH OF THIS EPISODE?!?! WHEN STILES CRASHED OHMYDEARJESUS!!!! I'd barely sat down again from the twins fakeout when Stiles crashed and I JUMPED UP AGAIN AND CRIED SOME MORE!!! My heart actually stopped beating, I swear. THEY COULD NOT KILL STILES OR I WOULD PERSONALLY MAKE SURE JEFF DAVIS DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH FOR HIS SINS TO HUMANITY!!! But then Stiles was fine, so its all good. But man, what is it with this show and making you think people are dead? It's fucking messed up, that's what it is.