Darius: Why are all my clothes disappearing!?
Chris, wearing Darius's hoodie: It's such a mystery. We should get the Scooby Doo gang on it
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Darius: 🎵The sun will come out tomorrow. Ba! Tomorrow🎵
Chris: *stares at him*
Darius: *deeper voice* ThErE'lL bE sUn
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Sammy: If your happy and you know it, clap your hands
*silence*
Sammy: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
*more silence*
Chris; If your life's and fucking mess and you're really fucking stressed. If you're really fucking depressed, clap your hands
Everyone: *👏👏👏👏👏👏*
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Kash: When I'm done with you, you won't be able to see out of both eyes
Brooklynn: Congratulations, you're as effective as pollen
Kash: I mean, I'm gonna make you feel pain
Sammy: Dairy already does that. Next!
Kash: You won't be able to think straight!
Kenji: HA! Try having ADHD
Kash: I'm gonna bash your head into a wall!
Ben: I already do that to myself!
Chris: Come on! Be creative!
Kash: I'm gonna make you wanna die!!!
Darius: I'm a part of Gen Z! You're late to the party!
Kash: WHAT INTIMIDATES YOU!!!???
Yaz: EIGHTH GRADERS!!!
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Kash: I have an army
Kenji: We have a Chris
Chris: 🎵I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!🎵
Ben: I've got three dollars
Darius: I have crippling depression
Yaz: 🎵I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Dee da la dee🎵
Sammy: I have magic hair that glows when I sing
Brooklynn: I have the high ground!
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*The camp fam's anthem*
Yaz: 🎵I'm sleep deprived and I'm always in pain🎵
Ben: 🎵How will I ever learn to be sane🎵
Brooklynn: 🎵Are you for real!?🎵
Kenji: 🎵Where's the advil🎵
Darius+Sammy: 🎵Goodness gracious🎵
Chris: 🎵I need a nap🎵
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Darius in everyone else's POV: I am the smartest in the group and I know the most about dinosaurs so therefore I am the only hope for survival
Darius in Chris's POV: Chris! Chris! I just found a nugget that looks exactly like a dinosaur but, plot twist, these aren't dinosaur nuggets. I am so happy
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Darius: *hugs Chris from behind*
Darius: *tucks hair behind Chris's ear*
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Survivors
ActionChris Guenva-Malagkzai is used to moving all over the place. With both her parent in the military, there was never one place to call home. Then her mom got a job on the Jurassic World security team and Chris gets to go to Camp Cretaceous, where she...
