*on the way to the raptor paddock*
Chris: He is such a crybaby. He's all...
Chris: *mocking Kenji* 'I'm telling. You know you're not supposed to leave camp after dark. I'll tell Dave and Roxie if you don't let me come.'
Brooklynn: Don't pick on him
Kenji: *sticking his tongue out at Chris*
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Roxie: Did you have a good day?
Chris: Yes
Kenji: No
Chris: Shut up
Roxie: A good day?
Chris: Yes
Kenji: No
Chris: Shut. Up.
Roxie: *whispering* You were supposed take him to the spa
Chris: *whispering* I took him to the spa
Kenji: She put me in the vegetable steamer
Chris: It's the same thing!
Roxie: It is not the same thing
Chris: Yes it is. First it gets hot then it gets steamy then it goes DIIIIIIIING!
Kenji: Blue haired bastard
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Roxie: We left Sammy and Chris alone in a room and they dumped two pounds of sugar in the dryer trying to make cotton candy
Dave:...
Dave: Did it work?
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Chris: *asleep on the couch*
Sammy: * slowly entering room holding cymbals, poised to slam them together at any moment* And you're sure Chris said this was okay?
Kenji: Trust me, its what she wants
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*Chris totally being a badass and defeating the Dimorphodon*
Kenji: I'm watching my tone, dun na na. I ain't talking back, no, why. Cause Imma get thrown, dun na ns
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Kenji: As you're best friend...
Darius: Chris is my best friend
Kenji:...
Kenji: AS YOU'RE BEST FRIEND...
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Chris: Why should I have to apologize!
Chris: *points to Ben holding onto Kenji* I saw gay, so I said gay! Dat ain't bullying, that's an astute observation!
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Chris: You're stupid
Kenji: Well you're dumb
Chris:...
Chris: I don't like your hair
Kenji: *gasps*
Brookylnn at the other side of the room: Oh my god, she went there
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Chris: You have exactly three seconds to explain why you just woke me up
Darius: Because it's morning and you should be awake
Chris: Huh, interesting. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED TO DIE TODAY!
Darius: Chris you can't kill me
Chris: Too late I already decided how
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Ben: You're not coming to my tea party?
Ben: Chris, I MADE BISCUITS!
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Brooklynn, an internet kid: Rest in pieces Kenji, I'll press F for you later
Dave, nodding and trying to be cool: To pay respects, yes, F in the message
Roxie: F?
Darius: F?
Chris: F?
Kenji: I'm not dead and this is a verbal conversation
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How eveyone else sees Eddie:
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How Chris sees Eddie:
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"He is standing at the window holding a human head. HE IS STANDING AT THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!
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Kenji: *yells at Darius*
Chris:
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That's all folks! Please enjoy dragon bird before you leave
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Survivors
ActionChris Guenva-Malagkzai is used to moving all over the place. With both her parent in the military, there was never one place to call home. Then her mom got a job on the Jurassic World security team and Chris gets to go to Camp Cretaceous, where she...
