*Mongol,B.E and R.E with an ouija board contacting a random spirit*
R.E:So young man,
Mongol:What happened to you Mark?
B.E:*gets a random idea*How many pickles can you shove up your ass?
R.E:Mark,Mark,Mark,How the-
R.E and mongol:...
Ouija board:*moves to 9*
B.E:9?!
Ouija board:*moves to 1*
R.E getting concerned:91?!?
Ouija board:*moves to 0*
Mongol about to lose her shit:910!?!?!
S.E about to piss himself behind them:
B.E laughing his ass of:
R.E:910 pickles.?
B.E:Was your ass OK dude-?
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empire retirement shenanigans
FanfictionAs the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain collapsed in a retirement home that fun fact;UN actually visits every once in a week(to make sure it didn't get burnt down ofcourse).And th...
