B.E like the overprotective dad he is:*Grabs a shotgun*I just want to talk to him-
Britain:*Trying to stop him from shooting France*Wait-why do you have a shotgun??
B.E:I just want to talk to him.
Britain:Dad this is ridiculous!
B.E:I just want to talk to him-I just-
Britain:Put that gun away!
B.E:*Is gonna shoot france*I just want to talk to him.
Britain:What-What do you mean??
B.E:I just want to talk to him. *Rings doorbell*
Britain:*Getting worried* What are you doing?!It is not his fault!
B.E:I just want to shoot him.
B.E:I just want to talk to him.
Britain:*Just trying to calm him down*It was an accident-!You can't shoot him!
France:Wait- w-what-?!W-what are you doing-?!
B.E:*shoots him*
(Just so this makes sense,France cheated on britian in my au so yea(Tbh,France deserved it)):])
Bonus:
(In the retirement home)
R.E. . .
Mongol:. . .You shot France just because he cheated on Britian-?
B.E:*No hesitation* Yes.
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empire retirement shenanigans
FanfictionAs the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain collapsed in a retirement home that fun fact;UN actually visits every once in a week(to make sure it didn't get burnt down ofcourse).And th...
