B.E:*Just standing there with tea*
R.E:*Trying to find something*B.E,have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
B.E:the 17 again?
R.E:Yeah.
B.E:Pretty sure it fell in the hole.
R.E:What hole-?WHA-Oh my god!
*Dramatic hole noises*
R.E:What is that??
B.E:It's a hole.
R.E:Yeah I can see that and what's it doing there?
B.E:Well I woke up this morning, *Sips tea* and there was a hole.
R.E:What you gonna do about it?
B.E:I'll put a rug over it.
*Dramatic hole noises*
B.E:Yeah it fell in the hole.
R.E:Should we call UN or something?
B.E:Oh yeah I called UN yeah.
R.E:Well,where is he?
B.E:In the hole.
*More Dramatic hole noises*
R.E. . . .Where is Mongol?
B.E. .
R.E:B.E,where is Mongol??
B.E:She's in her room.
R.E:Oh,Where's her room?
B.E:In the hole.
*More Dramatic hole noises*
R.E:Gød!How deep even is this thing?
*Gets B.Es tea cup then drops it in the hole*
B.E:. . .That was my favourite mug,
Mongol from in the hole:*Gets hit with the mug*OW!
B.E:now it's in the hole.
*More Dramatic hole noises*
R.E:B.E,do you even What this is?And for all we know it could be an interdimentional wormhole or a gateway to h€ll or-!. .B.E?
. . .B.E??B.E!!
B.E:Hey whats up I got a snack. *Eats apple*
R.E:B.E will you please take this seriously-?
*Ungødly entity noises from the hole*
R.E:*Screaming*
B.E:*Takes out a fucking gun*
*Shoots the thing*
R.E:What was that??!!
B.E:A hole person.
R.E:Where did it come from??
B.E: :]
R.E:Right,. .the hole,yeah.Why are you being so calm about this?
B.E:I'm more worried about the space octopus.
R.E:What space octopus??
*Space octopus noises*
R.E:*Gets taken*AH-!
B.E:Nice one-
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empire retirement shenanigans
FanfictionAs the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain collapsed in a retirement home that fun fact;UN actually visits every once in a week(to make sure it didn't get burnt down ofcourse).And th...
