Mongol:*Is hitting two random keys really fast*
R.E:*Laughs a bit* That sounded like you were tippy toeing around in a cartoon.
B.E:*Laughs*
Mongol:*Laughs* Like a- *Laughs again*R.E:Tip toeing around and you just hear,bledeeldeleldleep.
B.E:Like an episode of fucking Tom and Jerry.
Mongol:R.E walking to his bedroom when he gets home drunk:*Taps the two keys again really fast*
B.E and R.E:*Laughs*
B.E:Me sneaking down in the middle of the night for a cup of tea:
Mongol:*Practically hits the keys*
B.E:*:,0*
B.E and R.E:*Laughs again*
B.E:Okay- *Laughing again*
Mongol and R.E:*Laughing still*R.E:That's toxic- *Laughs again*
B.E:*Still laughing*Mongol:Im sorry-im sorry,
R.E and B.E:*Still laughing*
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empire retirement shenanigans
FanfictionAs the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain collapsed in a retirement home that fun fact;UN actually visits every once in a week(to make sure it didn't get burnt down ofcourse).And th...