*B.E,R.E and Mongol got kidnapped,don't ask how for the love if god*
B.E whispering to R.E:Sh sh I got this I got this.
*Kidnapper walks in*
R.E:*muffled laughter*
B.E:I,I see you got a knife there,
Mongol:*also muffled laughter*
B.E:it's quite a small one,
Mongol and R.E:*more muffled laughs*
B.E:You-you don't have a big- a bigger knife?
Mongol and R.E:*more laughter*
B.E:You don't?
R.E trying to hide his laughter:
B.E:Nic-Nice bike you got there.
Mongol and R.E dying of laughter:
B.E:Yea-it has,It has 💫three wheels.💫
Mongol and R.E:*Dying of laughter even more*
B.E:Do-do you have a child?
Kidnapper:No-
R.E Dying of laughter:
B.E:No,you don't...
Mongol and R.E still Dying of laughter:
B.E:So your riding the bike.
Mongol and R.E:*Burts out laughing*
Kidnapper:*Dying on the inside*
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empire retirement shenanigans
FanfictionAs the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain collapsed in a retirement home that fun fact;UN actually visits every once in a week(to make sure it didn't get burnt down ofcourse).And th...
