(Another credit to Rose_was_wrong)
S.E:Oh my god I think the elevator just stopped.
Mongol:Oh my god is this really happening?!
B.E:I told you your asses were too much weight.
S.E:Shut up B.E.
Mongol:What do we do?
B.E:Idk,isn't there like a cord we can pull for the driver or something?
S.E:That's to stop a bus you stupid bitch.
B.E:Oh yeah,
Mongol:What about that big red button?
B.E:why would we hit that?
Mongol:For like,amergencies.
S.E:Red means stop Mongol,
Mongol:so?
S.E:If you hit that button,your telling the emergency people to stop.
Mongol:Why would they even have a button like that?
B.E:Because they're stupid.
S.E:We gotta put our heads together and think.
Mongol:What?
S.E:Just lean for it.
Mongol:*puts head against S.E's*
S.E:Come one B.E.
B.E:I'm not doing that.
Mongol:Have you thought of anything yet?
S.E:No,nothings happening*stands up straighter*
Mongol:*also stands up more straighter*Oh my god were gonna be stuck in here forever!
B.E:We'll probably be rescued soon.
[I don't know how much time later]
Mongol:-99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer~.Take one down,pass it around,99 bottles of beer on the wall~.
B.E:No.
Mongol:No what?
B.E:It's 98 bottles.
Mongol:No it isnt-
S.E:Yes it is,you took one bottle down so now you have 1 left bottle mongol.
Mongol:No because the bottle got passed around.
B.E:Yeah,and then it was finished,
Mongol:Wow,you literally don't know your shapes.
S.E:What does this have to do with shapes?
Mongol:You pass the bottle around.
S.E:And?
Mongol:What shape is round?
B.E:A circle.
Mongol:💫Exactly.💫
*silence*
S.E:What the fuck are you talking about-
Mongol:You take the bottle down,you pass it around in a circle,and when the bottle gets back to you,you put it back on the wall.
S.E:Why would you put an empty bottle back on the wall Mongol?!
Mongol:It's called 💫Recycling💫 S.E.
B.E:Wow,
Mongol:99 bottles of beer-
B.E and S.E:Shut up.
[Another break]
B.E:What are you doing-?
S.E:Gonna try something.
Mongol:What?
S.E:If I jump high enough,the elevator will be triggered to move when I land.
B.E:That is the stupidest thing you've ever said-
S.E:Trust me,its gonna work.
Mongol:Where did you even here about this?
S.E:I saw it in a movie once.*gets ready to jump up*
Mongol:S.E dont-
S.E:I can have us out of here in no time!
B.E:Do it.
S.E:*jumps up and gets head stuck in the roof*OMG-!
Mongol:S.E!
S.E:I'm stuck!
B.E:This idea was amazing.
S.E:Get me down!*tries to free self*
Mongol:How?!
S.E:Pull-!
Mongol and B.E:*joking since they don't want to*I just had my nails done.
*silence*
Mongol:*smells something*What's that smell?!
B.E:Did somebody fart!?
S.E:I'm sorry ok?It's hard to hold it in up here.
B.E:It smells like burnt silicone-
Mongol:We gotta get out of here!I think we should hit the button!
S.E:NO!I told you that won't work!
Mongol:Were running out of oxygen!
*random noise*
B.E:What's that-?
Mongol:Oh my god were saved!
B.E:I'm so happy.
Some random person:We got a call about a suspicious smell coming from this elevator.
S.E:B.E did it!
Random person:Wait were you three stuck in here?
Mongol:We've been stuck forever!
Random person:Why didn't you hit the emergency call button?
B.E:What call button?
Random person:It's the big red button on the panel.
S.E:*Nervous laugh*
YOU ARE READING
empire retirement shenanigans
FanfictionAs the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain collapsed in a retirement home that fun fact;UN actually visits every once in a week(to make sure it didn't get burnt down ofcourse).And th...
