*R.E and B.E getting pulled over by Mongol,these are so random but they're funny ok TnT*
R.E:Oh my god,are we in trouble?
B.E:Is there a problem officer?
Mongol:Sir I'm gonna need to see your licence and registration.
B.E:I can show you my licence and registration,..
R.E:B.E please just show her your licence-
B.E:Let me just grab it for you,.
R.E:B.E please don't do this-!
B.E:Uno reverse*holds up an uno reverse card*
Mongol:What?!
R.E:B.E no more!!
B.E:I'm afraid I'm gonna need to see,your license and registration.
Mongol:Ofcourse sir let me just grab it for you..
R.E:B.E please-!
Mongol:Uno reverse reverse*also holds up an uno reverse card*
R.E:*gasps dramatically*touché,
B.E:What?!
Mongol:I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to administer you a speeding ticket.
R.E:The equilibrium has been shaken-
Mongol:And sir I'm gonna have to see your ID too..
R.E:Mine?Uhm,yeah,let me grab it.
B.E:Officer please it was me leave him out of this.
R.E:Alright,here you go officer*Holds up another Uno reverse card*
Mongol:*gasps*What?!?
B.E:The audacity,
R.E:I'm afraid I'm gonna need to administer,
Mongol:*le gasp again*
R.E:you a speeding ticket!
Mongol:Please Sir-!
B.E:Good game.
R.E:*laughs*Sorry did I say A speeding ticket?I meant,four.*holds up a plus four card*
Mongol:Schuclablure???
B.E:Well played.
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empire retirement shenanigans
FanfictionAs the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain collapsed in a retirement home that fun fact;UN actually visits every once in a week(to make sure it didn't get burnt down ofcourse).And th...
