America:So,do you recognise any of these men?
F.E,S.E,China,India and Soviet:*Not knowing shit what's going on*
Britain:I was hiding in the bathroom stall,so I didn't see his face,but I heard him, he was singing along to the music at the bar.
America:Do you remember what he was singing?
Britain:I think it was that song,'I want it that way'?
America:Backstreet boys im familiar.Ok, *Presses a button* Number 1 could you please sing the opening to 'I want it that way'?
F.E:Really?OK,you are,my fire,
America:Number 2 keep it going.
India:The one,desire,
America:Number 3.
China:Believe,when I say,
America getting hyped:Number 4!
S.E:I want it that way,
America:*More hyped* Tell me why~!
All 5 of them:Ain't nothing but a heartache,
America:Teeell me why~!
All 5 again:Ain't nothing but a mistake,
America:Now Number 5!
Soviet:I never wanna hear you say,
America:OOOOOOHH!
All 5 again:I want it that way.
America:Ah,chills,literal chills.
Britain:It was Number 5,Number 5 killed my father.
America rembering:Oh my god,I forgot about that part,
Soviet:. . .Ah Дерьмо-(Shit)
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