Mongol writing in her book:
BE and RE also reading books:
Mongol:This should be a new ship at once.
Not really empire 'retirement' but it's fine this one.You get a bit of sovbrit though how lucky are you?
USSR flirting with Britain:
BE with a gun and a knife as a ghost behind soviet:do not fucking touch my son.
Joke time wiiiiiith BE cause,
🌟why not🌟
BE:Hey RE?
RE:yeah?
BE:What do you call a tomato that lost their mom?
RE:What.?
BE:They couldn't ketchup to their mum
RE: ._.
BE:Mongol
Mongol:What?You don't have a knife do you?
BE:No and what do you call a country with no nose or body?
Mongol:Idk,what?
BE:no body nose
Mongol:.....That is expected as your already a father.
BE:Hey SE
SE:A-!Oh you don't have a knife *phew*
And what?
BE:why is 10+10 the same as 11+11?
SE:why?
BE:because 10+10 is 20,and 11+11 is twenty-too!
SE:why-?OK I think you've gone insane.
BE:i know- :,D
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empire retirement shenanigans
FanfictionAs the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain collapsed in a retirement home that fun fact;UN actually visits every once in a week(to make sure it didn't get burnt down ofcourse).And th...
