You know the drill.

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B.E:Attention all empires!B.E here.

R.E:-and R.E!

B.E:And we're pleased as punch to tell you about the new Hazbin(only used used the name bc I can't think of anything else k?) Hotel!

R.E:Actually it's the happy-

B.E:Wonderful!Now listen up!
-What would you do if I said there's a place for you?A place completely free of shame and doubt.

Background B.E:Well, just about...

B.E:What would you do if you could start it all anew?Well,come to our hotel and you'll find out.*>:)*
-You will not want for anything,we'll take it all away!

R.E:No,actually we'll give you things,cause stealings not OK!

B.E:Like beds on nails and swarms of bugs!

R.E:Or cupcakes and a bunch of hugs!

B.E:We'll make them pay-!

R.E:They'll want to stay!

Both:Don't scare them all away!
-We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell,but we both want this new venture to do well~!

B.E:So,with his passion-

R.E:and his power-!

Both:And this rinky-dink hotel,we might  just bring some heaven to hell~!

(Usually I would do the entire video or song,but today I kinda just wanted to get this published and I'm tired,so hope it's good.)

( published on 24/12/2023(And have a good Christmas eve and day,and a happy new year!)

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