Don't mind it being sb at the top I couldn't find and full videos :)
B.E:Would you like the murder room or the roach room?
ME(Mexican empire(a new character approaches!)):Listen fool if you can't get us a clean room,we're not staying here.
B.E:Your not gonna find any better rooms than the clown motel pal'.
ME:The fuck kind of motel Is this?!
B.E:What do you mean 'what kind of fucking hotel is this' pal I mean look around you it's the best on the BLOCK it's a clown motel it's full of clowns!
Mongol and R.E in the back:*almost dying of laughter*
B.E:Do you wanna fucking room or not??!!
*laughter*
B.E:Come on!!
ME:Listen fool if you can't get us a fucking room,I'm gonna give you one star review on yelp bitch.
B.E:Oh my god,you aren't gonna give me shit pal either get a room or get out!I thought this was the clown motel but a couple of clowns just walked through my door!
ME:What'd the fuck you call me dog I'm going full Mexican on your bitchass!
*Mexican noises*
B.E:Someone tell me what he's saying!What the fuck is he saying??Dude I don't speak taco bell!!
R.E and Mongol:*dying of laughter*
ME:*Mexican noises*
B.E:What is this fucking guy saying??!!
R.E:We don't know.*shrugs*
B.E:Can I get someone to speak some fucking English??!!
B.E:*shaking ME*This is English land!!We speak English!!
ME:*more Mexican noises*
B.E:Alright that's it you son of a bitch come you coming with me pal.Come on!!
ME:*even more Mexican noises*
B.E:We're walking here!!*muffled yelling*
R.E and mongol:o-o
*Door shuts*
R.E:Well,what now?
Mongol:idfk*shrugs*
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empire retirement shenanigans
FanfictionAs the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain collapsed in a retirement home that fun fact;UN actually visits every once in a week(to make sure it didn't get burnt down ofcourse).And th...
