*B.E,R.E and mongol found UNs computer*
R.E:-but it's my turn! *Gets put out the room* Hey!Come on!You promised!
Mongol:Try the word,"password."
B.E:Hah!Oh come on.Even UN's not that dumb. . *Types it in anyway*
Computer:*Password incorrect*
B.E:It can't be that complicated.Lets just use our heads.
Momgol:*.o.='v'*
B.E and Mongol:*Using their heads(idfk anymore)*
Computer:*makes a noise*
Mongol:*?*
B.E:*?* "Password clue:Favourite empire."? *Inhales sharply* Ooh,Aah,ouch.Sorry Mongol,this is awkward.
Mongol:*:/*
B.E:*Types in B.E*
Computer:*Password incorrect*
B.E:What the what-??
Mongol:*Gasp* Really?? *Laugh*
B.E:*>:(*
Mongol:This moment,is so much bigger than me.I would like to thank my parents,and my manger-*Types Mongol in*
Computer:*Password incorrect*
B.E:*:0*
Mongol:. . Awh, *:(*
B.E:Well if its not you,and it's not me,then who could the favourite empire be?
*R.E chatters from behind the door*
R.E:You just wasted time on-!
Mongol and B.E:*Both gasp*
B.E:*Opens the door again*
R.E:*>:[*
B.E:Hey R.E,who would UN's favourite empire be if it wasn't me or Mongol?
B.E and Mongol:*Realisation* *Both gasp again*
*Door closes*
R.E:. . .*>:0*
B.E:*Typing in 'R.E' in the computer*
Computer:*beeps* *Correct password:Logged in*
Mongol:Yes! *Dances*
B.E:*>:/*. . .What are you doing??
Mongol:A victory dance!We cracked the password!*Still dancing*
B.E:That doesn't matter!Don't you get it??R.Es the favourite empire!
Mongol:Yeah!but-!. . Oh, *Sad dancing*
B.E:What is that?
Mongol:It's a sad dance, *:(*
B.E:Oh ok!
*Both sad dancing*
YOU ARE READING
empire retirement shenanigans
FanfictionAs the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain collapsed in a retirement home that fun fact;UN actually visits every once in a week(to make sure it didn't get burnt down ofcourse).And th...
