(Another idea by Rose_was_wrong)
B.E:Are we gonna have a problem?You got a bone to pick?You've come so far,why now are you pulling on my d!ck?Id normally slap your face off,and everyone here could watch.But I'm feeling nice here's some advice listen up 💫biatch💫.
S.E:*>:0*
B.E,Mongol and R.E:*vibing*
S.E:*'Oh shit' kinda face*
Mongol+R.E:I LIKE-!
B.E:Looking hot,buying stuff they cannot.
Mongol+R.E:I LIKE-!
B.E:Drinking hard,Maxing Dad's credit card.
Mongol+R.E:I LIKE-!
B.E:Skipping gym,scaring her,screwing him.
Mongol+R.E:I LIKE-!
B.E:killer clothes.
All three of them:Kicking countries in the nose!
B.E:If you lack the balls,you can go play dolls,let your mommy fix you a snack.
R.E+Mongol:WoOah!
B.E:Or you could come smoke,pound some rum and coke,in my porsha with the quarterback.
R.E,Mongol+B.E:WoOah!WoOah!WoOah!Honey what you waiting for~?Welcome to my candy store~,time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore~.Then step into my candy store~.
B.E+R.E:Guys fall.
Mongol:At your feet,pay the check-
R.E:help you cheat.
All three:All you,
Mongol:Have to do,
R.E:Say goodbye to F.E!
All three:That freaks,
R.E:Not your friend,I can tell in the end.
All three:If he,
R.E:Had your shot,
All three:He would leave you to rot!
R.E:Ofcourse if you don't care,Fine!Braid his hair mabie Sesame Street is on.
All three:WoOah!
R.E:Or forget that creep,
Mongol:and get in my jeep,
B.E:Let's go tear up someone's lawn!
All three:WoOah!WoOah!WoOah!Honcey what you waiting for~?Welcome to my candy store~!You just gotta prove you're not a pu$$y anymore~!Then step into my candy store~!
B.E:You can join the team,
R.E+Mongol:or you can bitch and moan.
B.E:You can live the dream,
R.E+Mongol:or you can stay alone!
B.E:You can fly with eagles,
All three:or if you prefer,
B.E:Keep on testing me,
R.E+Mongol:And end up like him!
F.E:S.E look!(Random empire) invited me to his homecoming party,this proves he's been thinking about me!
S.E:. .Colour me stoked,
F.E:I'm so happy!
The three of them:WoOah!
Mongol:Honey,what you waiting fo-
B.E:SHUT UP MONGOL.
Mongol:*._ .*
B.E:Step into my candy store!Oooh WoOah!WoOah Oooh~!
R.E+Mongol:Time for you to prove your not a lame ass anymore~.Then step into my candy store!
The three of them:
It's my candy store,
It's my candy-
It's my candy store,
It's my candy-
It's my candy store,
It's my candy store~~~~!
YOU ARE READING
empire retirement shenanigans
FanfictionAs the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain collapsed in a retirement home that fun fact;UN actually visits every once in a week(to make sure it didn't get burnt down ofcourse).And th...
