Taia One Shots

text messages

i forgot it was wednesday haaaa anyway!! pls enjoy<3

Kibbles 💗
life sucks

Lapinoush 🐰💗
Well, hello to you too! Having a good day?

Kibbles 💗
Not really. When are you coming home?

Lapinoush 🐰💗
I don't know. Blake and I are grabbing dinner. Do you need me to get you anything?

Kibbles 💗
No thx

Lapinoush 🐰💗
... Okay... what's up?

Kibbles 💗
Do you still think I'm pretty??

Lapinoush 🐰💗
I think you're the prettiest woman on the planet babe

Kibbles 💗
You're lying to me

Lapinoush 🐰💗
Besides the fact that I really did mean that, why would I even lie about this?

Kibbles 💗
Because I know I'm not pretty. So why are you lying to me and telling me that I am?

Lapinoush 🐰💗
Because you are???? Are you pranking me? Is this like a trick question?

Kibbles 💗
No,
you're just not telling me the truth

Lapinoush 🐰💗
Honey, of course I am! You're absolutely  gorgeous! The whole world knows just how beautiful I truly think you are

Kibbles 💗
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Kibbles 💗
u really mean that?

Lapinoush 🐰💗
Kibbie, of course I do!

Lapinoush 🐰💗
What's all this about?

Kibbles 💗
the fact that ur LYING

Lapinoush 🐰💗
I AM NOT

Kibbles 💗
obviously you are

Lapinoush 🐰💗
Okay, why is it so obvious then???

Kibbles 💗
My shoes don't fit me

Lapinoush 🐰💗
What?

Kibbles 💗
my shoes

Kibbles 💗
they don't fit me anymore

Lapinoush 🐰💗
Awwwwww Kibbles

Lapinoush 🐰💗
Okay, I get it now baby

Kibbles 💗
NO YOU DONT TAYLOR

Kibbles 💗
MY SHOES DONT FIT AND NEITHER DO MY CUTE CLOTHES AND MY SKIN IS BREAKING OUT LIKE CRAZY AND MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT LIKE CRAZY AND I HAVE TO PEE LIKE CONSTANTLY

Kibbles 💗
AND YESTERDAY I LITERALLY WET MY PANTS BECAUSE HE DECIDED HE WANTED TO USE MY BLADDER AS A TRAMPOLINE

Kibbles 💗
AND NOW I WANTED TO GO OUT FOR A WALK AND MY CONVERSE DONT FIT AND I CAN BARELY EVEN BEND OVER TO TIE THE LACES IF I HAD TO ANYWAY AND  THE ONLY SHOES I CAN WEAR ARE MY CROCS AND IT SUCKS  BC I LOVE MY CROCS BUT I WANNA WEAR MY CONVERSES