Lila: "Omg! Hi Marinette! It's been so long...who are these little cuties?"
Marinette: "Oh...Lila...these are my children."
*Emma, Louis, and Hugo stare at Lila suspiciously*
Lila: "They're soooo adorable! I just want to take them home and keep them for myself."
*Marinette stands in front of her children to protect them from the gaze of the liar*
Lila: "Who's the father?"
Marinette: "Their father is my husband, Damian Wayne."
Lila: "Oh...no way...you actually married HIM?"
Marinette: "Yes."
*Lila laughs and peeks around Marinette to see the Emma, Louis, and Hugo again*
Lila: "Did you kids know that I almost married your dad? We were actually childhood besties, and he was totally in love with me, but I turned him down. Imagine if I had said yes! You three little cuties would be mine. Oh, I know! Why don't you call me Mama Lila?"
*Lila's hands reach down to pick Louis before Marinette can stop her*
*Louis pukes on Lila*
Lila: "..."
*Marinette clears her throat and takes back her baby*
Marinette: "I think that it's time for us to go now."
Emma laughing: "Mommy, I love having gross baby brothers!"
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...
