*Marinette is baking baguettes in the Wayne Manor kitchen*
*Tim and Damian walk into the kitchen*
Tim: “Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, my fair lady.”
Marinette: “...what?”
Damian: “Ignore him. He's going through withdrawal symptoms. Alfred prohibited him from drinking coffee for a week so that he would finally get some sleep.”
*Tim grabs a lump of bread dough off the table*
Tim: “Hello, my good doughy sir, did you know that coffee tastes as good as it smells? But shampoo doesn't taste as good as it smells...haha...I'M A GIRAFFE!”
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...
