*Damian holds his newborn daughter while Marinette sleeps*
Damian: "Emma Tikki Wayne, I'm going to love you so much that no man will ever be good enough for you."
Tim: "Okay, but what if she dates a woman?"
*Damian thinks for a moment*
Damian: "Allow me to rephrase my words, no HUMAN will ever be good enough."
Dick: "What about aliens?"
*Damian thinks again*
Damian: "Allow me to rephrase my words once more, NO ONE will ever be good enough."
Tim: "Agreed!"
Dick: "Agreed!"
*Jason giving his brothers confused looks*
Jason: "The kid is literally half a day old-"
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...