Marinette: "Damian is too tall for me to kiss on the lips. What should I do?"
Tim: "Dump him."
Dick: "Practice elaborate gymnastics and flips so that you can jump high enough to kiss him!"
Jason: "Wear high heels. And then stomp on his foot. When he bends forward in pain to hold his foot, you can kiss him."
Selina Kyle: "Have him wear a dog collar around his neck. Whenever you want to kiss him, all you have to do is pull on the leash to bring his head down~"
Damian: "...you could simply ask me to bend down?"
Marinette: "When have I ever done things a simple way? Let's try all these ideas!"
Damian shocked: "YOU'RE GOING TO DUMP ME?!"
Marinette: "Well...we can try everything except Tim's idea."
*Tim pouts with disappointment*
*Damian glares at the family members who he will get revenge on later*
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...
