Marinette: “How do I politely tell someone that I want to hit them in the face repeatedly with a brick.”
Damian: “I do hope you'll pardon me, but I desire to reconstruct your facial structure through the process of repeated light taps of a brick against your face.”
Marinette: “Damian...that was as beautiful as poetry! I'm going to go tell that to Lila!”
Jason: “Do you guys want to talk to my therapist-”
Marinette: “But I can't find a brick anywhere! Oh wait...I could just use this crowbar!”
*Marinette pulls a crowbar out of a closet*
*Jason screams and runs towards Bruce for protection*
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...
