*Damian is barely conscious and suffering from a lack of sleep due to Marinette leaving Gotham for fashion designer meetings in New York for the past week and baby Emma keeping him up at night*
*Jason walks into the kitchen*
*Damian tries to pour himself a cup of black coffee, but misses and pours coffee onto the kitchen floor*
Jason: "Hey, Demon Spawn, have you seen my Red Hood helmet and jacket? They're missing!"
Damian: "Tt, kind of like your parents."
Jason: "..."
*Damian sips from his empty coffee mug*
Jason: "WHAT BOWELS OF HELL DID YOU CRAWL OUT OF?"
Damian: "It's not what I crawled out of, but what I'm crawling toward..."
Jason: "..."
Damian: "Tt."
*Dick walks into the kitchen while eating a bowl of cereal
Dick: "Give him a break, Jaybird, he's had a rough week. To be honest, Little D kind of looks like he's dying."
Damian: "When I die, my tombstone will say VIP instead of RIP."
Jason rolls his eyes: "That's because they reserved a special place for you in hell."
Damian: "Yeah, the throne."
*Dick spits out his cereal*
Damian: "Don't you think a crowbar would make a glorious royal scepter?"
*Jason slowly backs away and pulls out his phone*
Jason: "Okay... I'm gonna call Marinette and see if she can come home any sooner. And I'm also scheduling an extra session with my therapist this week."
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...
