Tim: “So...it's been a week since you and Marinette eloped. What is it like being married to her?”
Damian: “Mrs. Wayne and I got into a small disagreement yesterday. Apparently, she was still upset with me this morning. I made the mistake of asking her for a glass of water. She brought me a glass of ice cubes and told me to wait for them to melt.”
*Jason silently laughs behind Tim*
Damian: “Todd, I know that you are laughing back there-”
*Jason explodes with laughter while he holds his stomach*
*Damian scowls*
Jason nearly out of breath: “W-why, pffttt hahaha, why was she mad at you?”
Damian mutters: “Stupid fairies...”
Jason: “What-”
Damian blushes: “I-I-I SAID LUCID BERRIES!”
Tim: “No, no. We heard you the first time. You said fairies.”
Damian: “Tt.”
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...
