*Jason tucking Emma into bed while Marinette and Damian are on night patrol in Gotham*
Emma: "Hey, Uncle Jason, can you tell me a bedtime story?"
Jason: "Pixie Spawn...sweetheart...I've already told you 27 bedtime stories tonight. You need to go to sleep."
Emma: "PLEASE! Just one more?"
Jason smiles: "Sure. Once upon a time there was a little girl who drove her uncle so crazy that he decided to sell her to the circus. The end."
Emma: "Well, was it a good circus or a bad circus?"
Jason: "Ehh, it was a pretty good circus. They had monkeys. Oh! And no annoying acrobatic acts!"
*Nightwing crashes in through the bedroom window*
Nightwing: "That's a terrible circus!"
*Robin crashes through the window after Nightwing*
Robin: "TODD! What is this I hear about you selling my daughter to the circus?!"
Emma waves at Robin from her bed: "Hi daddy!"
Robin nods: "Hello my precious darling."
Emma: "I've been annoying Uncle Jason all night, just like you told me to!"
Robin: "Well done, I am so proud of you."
*Jason looks between Damian and Emma in shock*
Jason: "What?!?! I feel so betrayed-"
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...
