74 - Makeup

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Jason: "I eat makeup to feel beautiful on the inside!"

Marinette: "Me too!"

Jason: "Oh wow! What makeup flavors do you prefer?"

Marinette: "Personally, I love the powders that burn my insides. They remind me of how human I really am. Yours?"

Jason: "Red lipstick, to cover the blood of my enemies."

Marinette: "Ooooo delicious!"

Damian: "For once we agree on something, Todd. I also prefer the taste of lip cosmetics. I especially enjoy the taste of the products which Marinette wears..."

*Bruce and Tim sit at a nearby table and slowly sip from their coffee mugs*

Bruce: "Sometimes I really worry about them..."

Tim: "Same! Makeup doesn't contain caffeine! How are they going to survive without caffeine?"

Bruce: "..."

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