Marinette: “Being tired isn't even a mood anymore. It's my whole personality.”
*Tim pats Marinette's head and hands her a cup of coffee*
*Tim turns towards Damian*
Tim: “Do you ever want to talk about your feelings and emotions, Damian?”
Damian: “Hmmm...nah.”
*Dick suddenly sits down at the table*
Dick: “I do.”
Damian: “I know you do, Grayson.”
Dick: “I'm sad.”
Damian: “I know, Grayson.”
*Jason sips tea from his cup*
Jason: “Once again, feel the need to mention that I have a therapist who would be more than happy to talk with you guys and help you cope with your traumas.”
Dick: “Okay, Jay-bird, maybe you have a point. Who is this therapist of yours anyways?”
Jason: “Black Canary! She's amazing! I've almost gotten over my fear of crowbars thanks to her help and therapy sessions.”
Damian: “Really?”
*Damian pulls a crowbar out from under the table*
*Jason's shrieks and runs to the other side of the room*
Jason: “Almost! I said almost you cursed Demon Spawn! When did you even put a crowbar under that table?”
Damian: “Crowbars are very useful tools. You never know when you might need one.”
*Damian winks*
*Jason screams*
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...
