*Marinette and the Batboys are buying slushies on a hot summer day in Gotham*
*Jason sips jugmentally from the brown root beer slushy in his cup*
Tim looks up and sighs: “What?”
Jason: “Oh, it's nothing! I'm just staring at your sad excuse for a slushy and saying rude judgmental comments in my head.”
Tim: “What's wrong with my slushy?”
Jason: “Tim...you poured black coffee over a cup of shaved ice. That's not a slushy: that's a cup of bitter sadness.”
Dick: “I agree with Jason! A slushy isn't a slushy without sugar, food coloring, and artificial flavors!”
Jason: “Dick...it looks like a unicorn vomited in your slushy cup.”
Dick: “I know! Isn't it amazing?!”
Tim: “Yeah. Totally amazing. You're going to have diabetes someday.”
*Jason shakes his head in disappointment and concern for the health of the eldest Batboy brother*
Jason: “Hey! Pixie-pop and Demon Spawn! What flavors did you guys get?”
Marinette: “Red cherry! And I added dark chocolate chips so it looked like a ladybug drink!”
Damian: “Which was an absolutely horrendous decision since the flavors and textures of chocolate chips and sugary ice water do not pair well together. I simply had blue raspberry.”
Tim: “...then why are both of your tongues purple?”
Dick: “Gasp! Do they sell grape here? I didn't know they sold grape here! I'll be right back guys, I just gotta add another flavor to my rainbow slushy-”
*Jason snorts*
*Tim facepalms*
Damian: “I am going to tell Grayson what we did.”
Marinette: “Don't. You. Dare.”
Damian: “But Habibti, imagine the priceless look of embarrassment and uncomfortableness that will pass across his face when I tell him.”
Jason laughs: “If Demon Spawn doesn't tell him, I'll tell him.”
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...
