Damian: “I wasn't injured, I was lightly stabbed.”
Marinette: “Excuse me- what!? You were stabbed???”
Damian rolls his eyes and doesn't think that it's a big deal: “Lightly stabbed.”
*Tim walks into the room, stares at Damian, and takes a sip of coffee*
Tim: “Why are you covered in blood?”
Damian: “I got stabbed...LIGHTLY.”
Tim: “Why?”
Damian: “I don't know, ask the person who stabbed me?”
Marinette cracking her knuckles: “Oh yes, please introduce me to the person who stabbed you. I just want to have a quick word with them.”
Damian: “Habibti, you're so beautiful when you have that look of murder in your eyes.”
Marinette angry: “Why would someone want to stab Damian?!”
Tim: “Maybe they met him?”
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...
