*The members of the Wayne family are sitting at the dining table and having a nice family dinner*
Bruce: "So, how was everyone's day?"
Dick: "I spent 20 minutes looking for my phone in the Batmobile."
Bruce: "Did you find it?"
Dick: "I was using it as a flashlight the entire time..."
Bruce: "Oh...how about you Tim? How was your day?"
Tim: "I tried a cup of kopi luwak for the first time at that new cafe in downtown Gotham."
Bruce: "Isn't that..."
Tim: "Coffee made from beans that are partly digested through a civets' intestines and plucked out of their poop? Yes. I only learned what it was after I drank 5 cups."
Jason: "I was stuck for 5 hours in that roller coaster that broke down at the Metropolis City amusement park! I think I lost a couple brain cells while I was hanging upside down!"
Bruce: "That's nice, Jason. What about you Steph? How was your day?"
Stephanie: "I hung out with some friends and we went shopping...uh...is Jason okay? Why is Jason dancing with a book?"
Jason: "Mr. Darcy and I are slow dancing in a ballroom and falling in love while gazing into each other's eyes. Quit ruining our moment!"
Bruce: "Jason's fine. What did you do, Damian?"
Damian: "A body needed to be buried behind the Manor."
Bruce: "Sounds fun? ...Marinette! How was your day?"
Marinette: "I jumped off a cliff."
Bruce: "..."
Marinette: "Don't worry, I'm fine. I was transformed and had my yo-yo."
Bruce: "Duke? What did you do today?"
Duke is still watching Jason dance with a book: "I prayed to God to save me from this insanity...dang. Jason's actually a pretty good dancer?"
*Cassandra proudly holds up a sign that says 'I taught him how to dance'*
*Cassandra holds up another sign that says 'In case anyone was wondering, my day was fine but a little busy. I'm the reason why Damian had to bury a body behind the Manor'*
Bruce: "...I need to go outside for a moment to get some fresh air."
*Selina and Alfred watch as Bruce excuses himself from the table*
Selina: "Haha...and I thought that Ivy and Harley were a handful."
Alfred: "Indeed. I have come to believe that the members of the Wayne family cannot exist without chaos."
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Marinette and the Batfam (incorrect quotes)
FanfictionA collection of chaotic MLB x Batfam incorrect quotes that haunted my thoughts when I couldn't fall asleep. Damian x Marinette Tim x Coffee Jason x Therapy Dick x Sugary Breakfast Cereal Tag Rankings: #1 - mlbfanfic (9/9/2022) #1 - demonspawn (9/11...