13. Don't Forget The Taser

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"I can't believe you're going out with him again" Isabelle said while pulling out some biker shorts for me to wear

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"I can't believe you're going out with him again" Isabelle said while pulling out some biker shorts for me to wear.

"Honestly, I can't either, but he was being so cute I couldn't exactly say no,"

"Yes you can, no is a complete sentence."

Enzo was being cute and a tad bit cheesy. It was like he googled cute pick-up lines for girls and was just spitting them out to me last night. But even if he did do that, I can't be upset that he's just trying to win me over.

Waking up this morning after working out a bit I had informed the Barbie & Friends group chat about my second date. Sadly, Isabelle was the first and only person to volunteer and come to prep me for the date. Don't get me wrong I love all my besties but, if a building was on fire Isabelle would be the last in our group that I would save.

I know it's bad to put one best friend above the others but I genuinely believe that Opal is my platonic soulmate so I would save her first then I would at the same time help Serenity and Daisy and then come for Izzy.

Does that make me a bad person or friend?

Maybe.

Izzy isn't particularly the kind of girl I would choose to surround myself with. I mean she's a complete bitch and sometimes I honestly think the girl doesn't have a nice bone in her body.

But this morning when she walked in with my favorite latte, and a orange cranberry muffin and a smile on her face I was reminded that that bitch loves me.

True friends wake up early for you on a Saturday morning even if they aren't a morning person and trust me Izzy is not a morning person.

"Do you think you'll like go hiking?" Izzy asked with her face all scrunched up.

"Possibly I don't know but that would be fun I love hiking"

"Hiking and fun should never be in the same sentence. I mean come on the heat, rocks get in the sole of your shoe, you sweat, the bugs AND animals like what if you run into a bear? Omg this might be the last time I see you! We should hug... hmm no it's not necessary"

"You done?"

"Ya, I guess"

After piecing together, a cute comfortable look, Izzy starts begging for me to introduce her to Enzo.

"I'm just trying to see what man is trying to get in your sexy panties", Izzy with a smirk.

"How about if we make it to a month, I will bring him over and you all can grill him till your little heart contends."

"A month is too long. He could kill you by then."

Shooting her an incredulous look I tell her " Trust me Enzo is too far gone, to lay a hand on me well unless he's putting that hand in my-"

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