Rex: *sipping his desperatly needed caf* only need 18 more cups to make it through the hour. *hears scream and knows*
Fives: Oh you have got to be kidding me.
Echo: I can't believe were gonna get blamed for this!
Rex: Echo, Fives. What was the meaning of that high pitched scream? I don't see any blood.
Cody: Your stupid wreckless little boys just hit my angel Waxer in the face with a snowball!
Rex: And you are?
Cody: Commander Cody.
Rex: Ah. Well Commander Karen- Cody, I mean. Give me one second. *turns to the arc twins* you have exactly one opportunity to tell me what happened to Waxter.
Cody: It's Waxer-
Rex: No one cares Kar- Cody.
Echo: Act professional.
Fives: Easy. So Echo and I have constructed bunkers on each end of the field.
Echo: And I blew an airhorn to warn other people that this was now a warzone and an epic battle was about to commence.
Fives: In the heat of Echo and I's intense battle, Waxter snuck past our barricades and simply got hit by crossfire.
Rex: See? Simple explanation. Your trooper is incompetent.
Cody: *offended* Your all monsters! All your doing is training future criminals.
Rex: I think the only crime here is Waxter's name. It should be "oblivious" or perhaps "sitting duck".
Cody: Huh well ya know what?
Rex: What are you going to do Karen. There are no managers here.
VOUS LISEZ
Clone Wars Randomness
ComédieBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
