Ahsoka: do you guys hear that sound?
Anakin: yeah
Obi-wan: it's coming from the mess hall. What do you think it is?
Ahsoka: it sounds like a pregnant woman giving birth.
Anakin: I think it sounds like a screaming little girl.
Obi-wan: let's go find out. *leads them all to cafeteria*
Rex: Hello Generals, Commander. May I ask what you are doing?
Ahsoka: Hey Rexter. Were checking out a strange noise.
Rex: yeah I heard it too. It sounded like a frickin bird dying.
Anakin: Right!? Anyways we were just about to see what it was. Wanna come with?
Rex: sure. *thinking he's going to regret this later*
All: *enter mess hall but freeze in the doorway because they are shocked and appalled. Well some of them are.*
Ahsoka: Is that Fives, Echo and... CODY!?!? ARE THEY SINGING WHAT I THINK THEY'RE SINGING!?!?!
Obi-wan: *faints*
Anakin: WOOHOO GO CODY! FIVES AND ECHO YAAASSSS QUEEEENSSSSSS!!!
Fives singing bloody murder: Theres a place down town where the freaks all come around
Echo singing not as bad: it's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free-for-all
Cody singing epicly: And they turn me on, when they take it off, when they take it off, everybody take it off!!!
Ahsoka: should we really be encouraging this?
Anakin: oh please they've done worse. Wait where did- Rex you good?
Rex who is scarred for life: if I don't see it it's not happening. If I dont see it it's not happening. If I dont see it it's not happening! IF I DONT SEE IT ITS NOT HAPPENING!!!
Ahsoka: oh. It's happening.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
