Obi-wan: So how was Ahsoka's training today?
Anakin: It was good but ahe tried to stab someone today.
Plo Koon: And where were you?
Anakin: Oh I was over on the bench.
Obi-wan: And what did you do?
Anakin: Nothing cause I was over on the bench.
Plo Koon: But you saw what happened?
Anakin: Yeah cause I was over on the bench.
Obi-wan: So you saw what happened and you did nothing?
Anakin: Yeah cause I was sitting over thete on the bench.
Plo Koon: So let me ask you this Skywalker, in Zygerria... when people sae what the slavers were doing and they did nothing, were those good people?
Anakin: Ah no. Slavers suck. You gotta stop the slavers!
Obi-wan: But you saw what Ahsoka was doing and you didnt fo jackshit about it why?
Anakin: BECAUSE I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH!!!
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
