Ahsoka: Guys giys family meeting! *screeches inhumanely as she runs down the hall with a cowbell*
Fives: Were up were up! What is it?
Anakin: Why the fuck did you wake us up at 2 in the morning aren't you supposed to be at work right now!?
Rex: I legit don't give a shit. My caring hours are fron 8:00 A.M to 8:00 A.M. sorry.
Ahsoka: okay well anyways I am having a really bad day.
Rex: Scratch that. I'm all ears. What's wrong love?
Fives and Anakin: *smirking*
Ahsoka: Well its a really very very bad day because i just got news that Lux got hit by a taxi.
Rex: And what is so bad about that?
Ahsoka: I also just got news i lost my job as a taxi driver.
Fives: Yeah that sounds about right.
Anakin: Yassss queeeeen!!! Im so pro-
Rex: Marry me.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
